ATTENTION! ALL UNITS! REPORT TO SURFRIDER BEACH BLDG. 4 TOILET 6! MAN DOWN!

Code three! All Units....It was the worse day at the beach since Memorial Day, Malibu,

1960. Hook and ladders, tanker assists, ambulances, raced along the outdated "primitive

dirt road" led by Camp Pendleton Emergency Services, Lifeguard Vehicles, Twelve Ranger

Whites and a thousand gawkers. It turns out the "man down" is a famous SANO Legend.

whose name is being withheld pending notification. The incident put everyone on call as

to how precious life is. I fear yesterday is a harbringer of things to come this summer of

2004. I went back to my vehicle, locked myself in, turned on the radio for relaxation,

only , report of two rabbi infected dogs, the size of squirrels, attacked a little blond girl in

front of her terrified Talega Ranch parent who broke down and sobbed, "I've never seen

anything like this in my life what are these surfers, savages?" All this is going down

after Ranger Dairywimple called in sick,placing Ranger Cadet Ephriam in command.

Is first official act was taking NeoN with him, two Denver Boots down to the War Zone

because BIGKOOK filed a complaint against a Ranch Santa Margarita resident who told

BIGKOOK, "I can park any where I G.D. please." The visitor blocked BIGKOOK'S right to

ingress and egress. BIGKOOK has a new hair style, yesterday young girls mistook him for

actor, Mel Gibson. After watching yesterday's debacle, I doubt SANO makes it to

August.
TUBESTEAK/NO.MAS.NO.MAS

I'd be surprised.