THE "PRIMITIVE DIRT ROAD" LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING OUTSIDE OF BAGHDAD. Ranger Cadet Craig "Mr.Enforcement" Ephraim stood dead center in the middle of the road, his bull-horn clutched firmly in his right hand , a huge role of yellow Mylar DO NOT CROSS--POLICE LINE tape in his left. He wore a new TUBESTEAK'S JUNTA bulky Tee Shirt, "NO MR. NICE GUY" on the front, and "THE BUCK STOPS HERE!" on the back. He pulled from his new fanny-pack a miniature spiral note pad of suspicious characters, STARWARZ, BIGKOOK, RUSTY, CRAIG KEMZ, NeoN's Great Lake surfer bro. When you saw this figure blocking passage along the road, you knew SOSC BOD had been put on notice. It appears they're days are numbered. The vote to remove the present 25 member's, yes, 25 members, will be taken Sunday at the new "CITY HALL" where the dilapidated palm frond shack is. Solag Disposal Dumpster is scheduled to be emptied this morning and if "NO MORE MR.NICE GUY" sees any of the names on his black list "Heads will roll". Good luck TUBESTEAK to you and your JUNTA, San Onofre needs a good house cleaning.
TUBESTEAK/DRANO