RANGER DAIRYWIMPLE, "ENFORCER" AT HIS SIDE, LAID A DOSSIER ON THE TABLE. Mary Jo Leary, 7th generation "Great Chicago Fire" descendant, wants TUBESTEAK and the JUNTA removed from the beach. Claiming she was 4th generation SOSC member, friend of Barney Wilkes, member of the "Nofre Daughters of Surfing" Club, resident troublemaker, smelled a "rat" in the JUNTA'S takeover. Craig "Enforcement" Ephraim said Mary Jo is a walking time bomb, employed by the SOSC BOD for the sole purpose of keeping "rinkey-dinks such as the Junta off the beach. TUBESTEAK says it ain't gonna work until we see the Grant Deed to the property. This is our beach as much as hers, according to Gov.Arnie in his recent speech to all Californians. If she wants a fight we'll give 'her one, all she he has to do is take her shriveled prune-like eighty-four year old body to the Grand Opening of "Malibu Shirt Company of Legends", May 1, 2004 where she can meet all her favorites.
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