A CONVOY OF HUMMERS, TWO PEARL, TWO MAROON, AND TWO BLACK, departed Ranch Talega, heading for "San Onofre Entire Family State Beach". The lead HUMMER, with twenty four year old Pastor Andrew, his hot, blond, nineteen year old wife, Bambee, the driver, Chip, HOA Chairman, and all BOD in the following HUMMERS, making a bee-line for "Old Man's". Apparently a showdown among them, Ranger Dairywimple, Lieutenant Ephriam, and twelve MTV Music Company Production Coordinators was in order. The HUMMER convoy made the final swing toward "CITY HALL" palm frond shack at a steady 15 mph creating a light, wispy, swirl of dust as they approached. Ranger Dairywimple and Lieutenant Ephriam stood erect as the convoy pulled up in front of "CITY HALL". Ranger Dairywimple approached the HUMMER with Pastor Andrew and his hot blond wife, "Hello, how may we help you today?" Bambee cast a wicked smile at the Ranger. "Who's that darling Cadet with you, Ranger?" said Bambee. "Never mind that, Miss," said Dairywimple, "state your business." Lieutenant Ephriam stepped forward, "Well, hi, ma'am, I'm The Enforcer, at your service." "Lieutenant, you are out of line," said Dairywimple. "Thanks, Ranger,
Is it true you're going to make this beach inaccessible during Easter week, Ranger, Sir?" said Bambee. "Affirmatory, Miss," said Dairywimple. "Oh, fudge, Ranger, the ranchers just love coming down here and listen to Dr.Laura, Rush, Phil, and Melinda Lee. What are we going to do?" said Bambee with a slight pout. Lieutenant Ephriam handed Bambee his business ticket, his home phone written on the back. One of the "big wigs" from MTV came forward. "Ma'am we are regretful for any inconvenience we will cause, but this is a surf beach, and a volleyball beach, and a party hearty beach," said the exec. "Well, whatever your name is Mr.Big Shot, you haven't heard the last of Rancho Talega," said Pastor Andrew. All the HUMMERS revved up, sped back to Ranch Telega, probably to watch Dr.Phil. Lieutenant Ephriam, his eyes locked onto the lead HUMMER, the one carrying Bambee, winked at Dairywimple, "Not bad, not bad at all, Ranger."
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