ALL THAT WORK TO PROTECT OUR SOGEPP AGAINST TERRORISTS. It's kinda like locking the barn door after the horses sneaked out. That's the reason all the reconstruction of anti-sabateures protection on the atiquated dirt road--to prevent forieng invasion. Shut down the road to surfers so work can go on. Better yet, shoot 'em on sight. Somebody may lose a few votes but it'll solve the problem. Believe it or not, they saw a "'Nofre Legend" at San Onofre talking up a storm to anyone who'd listen. You've seen him there before so you know who it is. The "Yochna" from Talega Ranch appeared with Gloria Allred to indict Ranger Dairywimple and Deputy Ranger Ephriam for leaving their post in order to escort Bambee and Desiree to Original House of Pancakes for "Dutch Babys" all the way around (heavy on the blueberry syrup) Sunday morning. The Talega Ranch veterarian gave Irish Setter #1, less than a fifty per cent chance of survival. Setter #2 is still in the state of shock. The attacker, drooling, snarling, English Bulldog was never captured. San Onofre Ranch is slowly but surely becoming a "soap opera".
TUBESTEAK/MAGISTRATE