TRYING TO ENTER 'NOFRE WAS AN IMPOSSIBLE CHORE THIS SUNDAY MORNING. Like your Mother-in-Law, the annoying by-pass line is back--full force. BIGKOOK arrived at 4: 00 Am but no soap, he as everyone else, waited in line, watching the sunrise. Aside of the MTV Entertainment committee, The early morning strike-force bands, Ranger Dairywimple, Ranger Cadet Ephriam, a bunch of stragglers, hanged over carnie geeks, and early shift lifeguards, made up the beach. Ranger Dairywimple, said, "Cadet, where are our relief, we must check the line," "Ten four, Ranger,"said Ephriam. As Dairywimle and Ephriam left their post for upstairs. Pastor Andrew's wife, Bambee arrives with her next door neighbor, the rebouding, Desiree. "Rangers, Oh Rangers, can you assist us please, if only for a moment?" Ranger Deputy Ephriam pulled alongside Bambee's VW convertable. Why, hello Bambee, who's your cute little friend," he said. "This here's Desireem, I brought her to meet Mr.Dairywimple." Ranger Cadet Ephraim, put the State Vehicle in reverse, "Follow me, darlings, were going code 3 down to the beach," said Cadet. "This is so fun, ten four, over,"said Bambee, turning the VW. "Wait," said Desiree as she stood in the vehicle, whistled at BIGKOOK, "Hey, BIGKOOK, how would you like to lose forty pounds of ugly fat overnight?"said Desiree. "Yeah tell me, I'm listening." Go home and cut off your godamm head," said Desiree. With red lights an siren, Cadet Ephriam and Ranger Dairywimple escoted the blond beauties down to the beach code three.
TUBESTEAK/MR.LUCKY