SOMETHING MUST OF HAPPENED SUNDAY MORNING AT THE BYPASS LINE. Ranger Dairywimple, Ranger Deputy Mr.Enforcement must of gotten sidetracked with Pastor Andrew's wife, Bambee, her close friend, and neighbor, Desiree because they never made it to the beach. Although, the hound dog contingency from Telaga Ranch made it in time. They parked, let the two Irish Setters out for their morning dump, instinctively, they headed right for the wilted ice-plant at the base of the rickety fingermill wind indicator and beneath the sign, No Dogs on Beach. All Animals Must be Leashed. NO EXCEPTIONS! These Irish Setters are old and feeble, unsure why they're at the beach and not the kennels. A trained eye could recognize they wanted to be with playmates and not loudmouth humans. In the vicinity, a camera film crew were doing post-production work on a Surf Documentary, "PAVING THE WAVE", fine tuning o.c. sound by the narrator himself. They also are doing a "hat skit" comedy bit for the piece. The Irish Setters pinch a "Third World Loaf", head a few feet away, for the production company and sniff at any and everything in sight. "See how natural our kids are with a camera and mike," said Miss Telaga. At that moment, "Beach Rullah" walks down the dirt road toward the filming, leading a slobbering, drooling, English Bulldog, named Killer. "Rullah" has a tight holt' of Spike, yells, "Heel stupid." Spike falls to his massive stomach and lay still. While the crew and "Rullah" visit, over shuffle the two Irish Setter sniffing at Spike. Spike sprung to his feet quicker than a rattle-snake, does a one eighty, charged the closest Irish Setter eating him headfirst--and Spike wasn't about to let loose. Suddenly the teals Ranchers know that sign means business "No Dogs on Beach". The second Setter whimpers away getting into the Yellow hammer, the second Setter, head nearly severed, is swept up by a sobbing Miss Telex, "Look what you've done to my baby." The two Setters were a combined age of 26 years. The ranchers swore a lawsuit would be litigated towards Ranger Dairywimple and Ranger Deputy Ephriam for leaving their post, going out for breakfast with Pastor's wife and Desiree supposedly to the Original House of Pancakes.
TUBESTEAK/EYEWITNESS