December 21, 2004 Good question.

Oyez Vincente Fox, what are you doing for all your "good hearted people"?
But who reall gives a schitt. We love supporting your poor, for whom you fail
to care.. Mr. Rumsfeld I feel your pain, where do you get your
signature stamp? I need one for next summer.

Written by Tony Baloney
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES

December 20, 2004 Get used to it gringos, you've been had without a kiss.

Shortly this morning, your wonderful and compassionate President
Bush will request Mexicanos be allowed free access to what was once
called the United States of America for a minimum of three years,
leaving the borders open to families to come and go as they please,
in the process reaping the rewards Bush feels is humanitarian, you
know what they are, schooling, medical, welfare, legal aid, the
whole cornucopia, enchiladas if you will. Get used to it amigos:
Lopez, Martinez, Herrera, Vakdez, well, you get the picture.

Written by Carlos Calderon
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES

December 19, 2004 Permit issued.

Finally, a glimmer at the end of the tunnel. Although there was some
give and take, the State issues a X-MASS pass to the SOSC BOD's
Christmas Day Party at Dogpatch Centre in front of Bldg. #5, toilets
1&2. There is a proviso: Hal Dairywimple is to play Santa accompanied
by Ranger Ephriam as Master of Ceremony. The talent show and gift
exchange commences at 0800 sharp December 25, 2004. Breakfast
consists of Pigs in a Blanket and your choice of Coffee Royales or
triple Bloody Marys in small glasses. [All you can drink].
BIGKOOK will assist Ranger Dairywimple, dressed in his green
Santa's Helper leotards. This is BIGKOOK'S favorite time of the
year.

Written by Felix Navidad.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES