December 20, 2004 Get used to it gringos, you've been had without a kiss.

Shortly this morning, your wonderful and compassionate President
Bush will request Mexicanos be allowed free access to what was once
called the United States of America for a minimum of three years,
leaving the borders open to families to come and go as they please,
in the process reaping the rewards Bush feels is humanitarian, you
know what they are, schooling, medical, welfare, legal aid, the
whole cornucopia, enchiladas if you will. Get used to it amigos:
Lopez, Martinez, Herrera, Vakdez, well, you get the picture.

Written by Carlos Calderon
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES