December 15, 2004 USA invasion.

I wish I could remember when Old 'Nofre was a real surfboard riding beach,
but I don't think I'll ever have that pleasure, I have Alltimer's disease. No matter.
Parks and Recreation Dept. eradicated the Golden Bear Annual Pass for the
elderly in order to have enough money to pay for immigrants who slip into
the USA unnoticed. The moment they arrive they make a bee-line to the
Mexican Cosulate looking for assistance in filling out welfare forms, free
medical assistance forms, Women, Infants, and Children [WIC], free legal
aid, food vouchers, free transportation passes to day labor camps in Redondo
Beach, Capistrano Beach, Laguna Beach, and San Clemente across from
Washington Mutual. It appears they've heard of Bush's "Gana la Verde", free
green card. Once they're here, they'll stay like a mother-in-law.

Written by Jorge Enchilada
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES