December 10, 2004 A walk in the park.

Finally, good news for ILLEGALS from Mexico. Ranger Craig has been appointed
Metricular Consular for the San Onofre International Drivers License Distribution
Center. International License have no restrictions, they're gratis for ten years.
Entitlements are endless, which includes amnesty after a 90 day waiting period,
voting rights, Right to Work provision anywhere in CA, courtesy President Bush
and the Republican Party. Free shuttle from San Onofre to 7th and Alvarado for
obtaining all documentation for easy movement around the State. Free X--Mass
Dinner at the Union Rescue Mission located on 4th and San Pedro St. Feliz
Navidad Amigos. Bienvenidos!

Written by Lorreta Sanchez
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES