November 29, 2004 Break into show biz!

In order to make things fair, the San Onofre Chamber of Commerce
signed Dairywimple and Ephriam as casting directors for the 2005
Laguna Beach "Pageant of the Masters" Parade of Champions float.
The breakdown calls for six young and sassy platnium blond surfer
types, model thin, tall with a swaggering attitude, giant smile with loads
of white. Blue eyes a definite plus. Glossy 8x10's willbe acceptable, however,
we will be unable to retorn them. In order to obtain a naked effect, all
six candidates will be spray painted with gold metalflake prior to each
pertormance. Women need not apply as the float's theme is "King of Sodomy".
Well, good luck guys, knock yourselves out.

Written by Kevin Bruce.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND HIS ASSOCIATES