IT'S SHARK AND CROCODILE AWARENESS DAY AT SANO. Ranger Craig Ephraim shall moderate a hands-on-display for children eight and under at "Baby Centre" beneath the main beach rickety palm-frond shack at "Old Man's, beginning at 10:00 AM sharp. Ranger Cadet, Ephraim, in order to add a realty bit, contacted 20th Century to use back lot properties consisting of real looking crocodiles and the vinyl covered "Jaws" replica. Ephriam said,
"We're gonna have these toddlers ready for summer come hell or high water." Okay, that convinces me, but what's a seven year old child gonna' do when he sees these 20' mechanical monsters trying to lunge at him? The crocks are from old Tarzan movies. Not long ago, adjacent to the bamboo forrest, BIGKOOK had a crock's petting zoo with 18" babys in the sump beside the banana plantation. It worked out well enough, albeit, some close calls.
Funny thing is, the demonstration is 100% booked. That means SOLD OUT!

Written by Crocodile Dundee
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