TEAMBIGKOOK has had it up to here The Club has many, countless,

selective items on the R&R restrictions, mainly non-members, their

non-compliant attitude toward "primitive dirt road" parking. In order

to combat the neer-do-well's parking habits, "laissez" faire style in particular,

BOD member Al "Hey, Beerman" Gee, contracted with our Sister City,

Oceanside CA, to purchase 50 yellow "Denver Boots" for immediate delivery.

I fear the SOSC BOD has the Great White Van as their Pilot Program target.

TEAMBIGKOOK, take heed, once the Rangers slap that thing on, you guys ain't

going nowhere fast-- for less than $251.00 cash--no checks.

Written by the drunken driver.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES