November 29, 2004 The word's out!

In the "name of good taste," the Laguna Beach Pageant of the Masters
signed Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam as casting agents to
wrangle six platinum blond types from Old 'Nofre to ride on San
Onofre's Chamber of Commerce float this coming July [2005], Parade
of Champions in Laguna Canyon. The fellows selected should be ultra
slim, sort of muscular, model tall, and possess tons of self confidence
with a swaggering attitude. In order to appear nude, they will be gilded
with gold flakes over their body. It would help if you could furnish
the C.D's with a glossy 8X10 TCU before your audition. Well guys, good
luck to all of you.

Written by Kevin Bruce CSA
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES