December 12, 2005 SOSC BOD, it didn't work.

Hah, hah, hah. Well Mr. San Onofre Surf Club, your treacherous
lies about California Bear Pass duesn't mean Jack Schitt, because
we found out a better way into Old 'Nofre. Yep, it's real simple,
any moron can do it. Drive south on the Interstate until
you arrive at Dairy Blvd. in San Ysidro, pull into "Dirty" Sanchez's
Border Town Mexican American Insurance Shoppe. For $35.00,
gringo, you can obtain an International Driver's License and the
coveted Metricular Consular card, when shown ai the 'Nofre kiosk,
you will be waved through at no charge. When the Metricular decal
is displayed on the windshield your car will not be broken into. Although,
it's not a Golden Bear Pass, it gives you full access to the surf beach, all
available toilett facilites, and State Newsletter.

Written by Terry Beard.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES