December 19, 2004 Permit issued.

Finally, a glimmer at the end of the tunnel. Although there was some
give and take, the State issues a X-MASS pass to the SOSC BOD's
Christmas Day Party at Dogpatch Centre in front of Bldg. #5, toilets
1&2. There is a proviso: Hal Dairywimple is to play Santa accompanied
by Ranger Ephriam as Master of Ceremony. The talent show and gift
exchange commences at 0800 sharp December 25, 2004. Breakfast
consists of Pigs in a Blanket and your choice of Coffee Royales or
triple Bloody Marys in small glasses. [All you can drink].
BIGKOOK will assist Ranger Dairywimple, dressed in his green
Santa's Helper leotards. This is BIGKOOK'S favorite time of the
year.

Written by Felix Navidad.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES