WELCOME TO THE BEACH!
MASS CHAO)S looms large at San Onofre Surf Beach. State Rangers are staking out BIGKOOK'S territory at Kook Shack #5 ready to pounce on the 'KOOK the moment he shows his face. BIGKOOK, take off a few days and head for Del Mar Race Track.
I want the zoot suit
It's Monday AM and I finally made it to the SANO without being detained in the overflow section up on top. I got there a while ago just in time to see thr Board of Dictators from the SANO Suf Club kick Joey's Catering Service off the beach for selling Starbuck's fresh brewed java, hot cinnamon rolls, sandwiches, fritos, and soda for the gang. Now there's nothing to eat. Whatever happened to surfing? Join the SANO Surfing Club and see if you can pump the membership over 2000 so the State will only admit 340 cars. That way the line can get real long.
Finally! I have never been inducted into any Hall of Fame, Walk of Fame, or Wall of Fame, but that's ending this coming Saturday at the Entrance to San Onofre where I, TUBESTEAK/MALIBU, will be forever Enshrined in the Prestigious Hall of Infamy Line to enter SANO because I survived this summer unscathed and still sane. Please attend theceremony which starts at 5:30 AM. Bring ypur own coffee and bagel. Thanks NeoN.
BROKE, HUNGARY, AND CONSTIPATED, living in squallor, chronic depression, what a way to go through life. But you have to "take the bitter with the sweet", so they say. Depression is a must to pre pare youself for the agonizing, endless wait in the SANO overflow line. So "when the going gets tough the tough get going", and naturally, NeoN goes on, as he calls it, a well deserved vacation. I'm in that "devil line" again, this time I'm boxed in by raggae freaks who don't know how to turn down a car radio. They're in a Humvee and probably have a mahine gun in it. Times, they are a changing. I'll be here another 4 hours stuck in line. I paid $115.00 for my annual pass in order to spend my summer on a ridge overlooking the I-5 Freeway. If you've ever heard the parable: The best part about banging your head against a brick wall is it feels so good when you stop. Believe it. It go home if I could get out of line.
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