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They weren't kidding yesterday when they ran that tease on the 45' Coaches.
When you drive over the 241 (Windy Ridge) Toll Road, you end up on the 91
at Green River in Yorba Linda. Off the freeway directly facing you is an unusual
setting nestled on the banks of the Santa Ana River. San Onofre on her best day
couldn't hold a candle to this place. Had you seen the Allied Artists production of
"Invasion of the Body Snatchers" you may recall the arrival of pods to snatch
human bodies transforming from giant pods right before your eyes. The pods
came to earth from outer space oozing life from a cabbage-like substance. Wait,
let's go back to the parks entrance. Drive your Coach through the pay-booth,
cough up $350.00 per day--PLUS--$175.00 for your pet. And, you don't sneak
pets in to save the 175. I guess when you pay $750,000.00 for your Coach. Turn
right until you reach the lush green meadow, your temporary headquarters. Back
in your 44 footer, do your checklist, let the pooch scamper in the plush
blades of grass. Ned Dougherty backs in beside you with his baggage Lois, and
their mangy animal, "Big Guy" a pathetic looking goat-hound. Ned, too, has a
44' foot Coach, with markings of Desert Storm, and a "=W= 42" political decal
stuck on the massive rear bumper. After Ned completes the high density hook
up, he disappeared into the 44 footer, never to be seen again. The rest of the
afternoon Coach after Coach arrives. They go though the same hook-up ritual,
tie the dog down, then evaporate into the Coach Module. The more I think, it's
a mix between "Close Encounters" and "Invasion of...." I can't wait to return to
San Onofre tomorrow to be with the "Real folk" and their camper vans and Pick
ups, and cab overs. God love ém all.

Written by Good Sam.
© BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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POV:

We see a settlement in the middle of a valley. There is a river
raging through a valley bordered by several seasoned trees.
There are marshes along the recently flooded banks. It has
rained heavily several days. The only sound, a far off dog baying
mournfuly at a pesky cottontail.


FADE IN:

EXT. A bright afternoon in a green meadow. There is a world of silence. DAY:

CAMERA SHOWS A MED. SHOT OF THE MEADOW

The grass covered meadow is suddenly invaded by Coaches 44' in length.
They move slowly, drivers out of sight. The park is adjacent to a Interstate
Freeway, is the target for the bright colored behemoths chugging slowly
over the aspkalt road. Any passengers are still out of view. One by one
they file in filling the vacant campsites. It is 1:30 PM.

CAMERA STILL AT MED. TRUCKS IN FOR CLOSE-UP OF DRIVER

Benjamin Carlyse ....

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Poor San Clemente. Each year at Halloween, Latinos flock in from SJC,
El Monte, Hacienda Heights, claro que si Santa Ana, Fountain Valley, they
cram into 15 passenger Ford Club Vans, flock to Ave. La Cucuracha, like flies
on dog schitt. Their vans park in Ralph's parking lot, 250 trick or treaters
jump out, no costumes, only oversize pillow cases used to cache their just
rewards. Momma y pappa scan the northside of the street while their
ninos canvas the south side, "Truco o convite", they demand.
Residents are terrified, they load the non-costumed waifs with everything
from Abba Zabbas to Milk Duds to Coconut Snowballs. Within 20 minutes, the
pequenos banditos file back into the Club Vans and head home. If you arrive
prior to the Mexican invasion, you can go up to El Camino, look down on
the festivities, and see how much it looks like Time's Square at NewYears Eve
as they pour in for the freebies. Better yet Ave. de Revelution in Tijuana.
Well, when they return to San Gabriel Valley, lay the goodies out on the
linoleum, guess who gets the lion's share? Yep you guessed it! Papa!

Written by il presidente Jorge W. Arbusto.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Well guess what. KMEX TV ran a spot on how cruel Americans
are when they imprisoned Francisco "Cisco" Rodriguez, 28, of Oahxaca
DF, for murdering those old retries in New Orleans LA following
the recent hurricanes. State Troopers unveiled Rodriguez' LA II file
(Louisiana identification and Investigation) which showed CA State
Assemblyman, Gilberto "Gil" Sedillo awarded Rodriguez , his family
of 11, a Meretricular Conselar ID Card granting him amnesty in case a
tragedy such as the one in New Orleans. In our homeland, the D.A.'s
call it a "God Card". The N.O.Coroner's Office said Rodriguez was driving
an oversized amphibious golf cart loaded with senior retirees when his left
rear wheel dislodged, dumping all 23 old folks into a roadside ditch filled
with floodweaters killing 13, maiming the rest. Video taken by an alert
motorist shows the amphibious cart gaining speed on I-10, "Cisco" losing
control, back wheels on fire passing motorists signal frantically to pull
off the road, "Paco" grinned while yelling "No comprende", just as the
amphibian flipped killing the retirees. George =W= said it was a true
misfortune, because "Cisco"had taken the driving job to support his
wife and 11 ninos, all here on the Bush Amnisty Program.

Written by Lorreta Sanchez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

APOLOGIES ARE IN ORDER.

THE WILDCAT STORM BLEW

THE COMPUTER OFF THE

TABLE, LEAVING TODAY'S

BLOG TOTALLY AND

IRREVOCABLY SHUT DOWN

TILL TOMORROW. SHE'S

STILL NON-RESPONSIVE.

REGRETS!

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A TRIBUTE TO ROCK AND ROLL LADIES AND VOLLEYBALLING MEN

I remember in the day at State Beach, several years back, in the off season at
"The Malibu" I stayed at the Sip 'n Surf on Entrada in Santa Monica Canyon
It was filled with grand people i.e., M.Munoz, B. Patterson, J.Fisher, M.Hazen
Gidget, Stynko George, Peter Proportions, George Barris, Pat Dorian, Billy
Gray, and Chad Burton. Across PCH were A&B V/B courts. City College folk
would play B court, the pros dominated A court, which was directly in front of
Faggot Wall. V/B'ers at Old 'Nofre are the hard core of the hard core down by
DogPatch. Being loved and cherished up and down the coast I sometimes
was invited to play A court against the likes of Mike Bright, Gene Selznick,
Lang, and O'Hara,l learning those A guys sure hit that ball hard. Uncle Val
is the Messiah of 'Nofre round bal,l so I know what those guys are doing down
there. I've watched V/B for a long time, I hope Val and his bros read this,
they'll know these guys. I hope anyways. Well, they should.

http://www.bvbinfo.com/SandsSneak.asp?issue=5

http://www.cafepress.com/tubesteakorg/

Written by Nutz Groggen
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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SURFING USA BY BEN MARCUS

IF THERE'S ANYTHING you ever wanted to know about your sport,
you'll find it in this well put together tribute to Surfing. It runs the gamut
from famous beaches, famous Hollywood types, famous musicians, notable
surf decals from Hap Jacobs to Fred Wardy. and pages filled with classic
Surf music like The Surfing Bird, Jan and Arnie to Jan Barry to Dean Torrance.
Knowing everyone here rides the board, did you know Bruce Johnson of
The Beach Boys wrote Barry Manilow's "I Write the Songs" and not Manilow.
Great insights to Billy and Laird Hamilton. Do you remember who did stunt
work in Beach Party movies. Yes it's true, Mickey Munoz stunt doubled
doubled Mickey Rooney. Guadicanal movies and Bataan movie 2nd unit
stuff was filmed around Trail Six. George Freeth is older than Duke
Kahanamuko. That Hermosa Beach Hi ls Mira Costa Hi nowadays. But,
Grannis photo of Old 'Nofre is a keeper. The bocci people wish the road
is as good now as it was then. Wait'll you read about Eve Fletcher and
Marge Calhoun in Hawaii and Tarzan Smith. If you want everything from
Surf Music to 50's, 60's Surf Movie posters remember NIKE "Just do it" swoooosh!
It's all there. I don't want spill all the
beans now. Check it out before it's gone: SURFING USA.

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0896586901/qid=1129454425/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-7051163-0911264?v=glance&s=books

Written by Stinky