Diary is suspended

I'm sorry, so sorry, the Diary is suspended. Why?
Bigger fish to fry right now.

A dear friend and admirer

A dear friend and admirer of Diarywimple and
Ranger Ephriam FedEx'd an audition tape
of Hal and Ranger's radio show, held on the
beach beneath the termite infested Phoenix
Palm Frond shack. It's re-racked, good to go.

Hal:
Good morning, every one, welcome to the show.
Hello, Ranger our first guest is frome BBQ
central of San Onofre, Leo N. Ard.

Ranger :
Leo, first let me welcome you to the show.
This's got to be a rough summer for you
and the boys, like no alcohol, no smoking,
fishing license a must. There's a buzz all
surfboards must be licensed by the State.
Sounds like somebody's flexing their muscle.

Leo:
You got that right. We think the SOSC BOD
has a finger in the pie, with Sal Geeze pulling
the strings.

Ranger:
That's all well and fine, however, now the
no booze ordinance is in effect, what are you
boys doing with the money you save?

Leo:
We found this carnaceria in town which sells
commercial grade beef, you know those trendy
tri-tips, flap meat, knuckles, and oxtails.

Ranger:
Oh, I see. Isn't commercial grade used for dog
food.

Leo:
It sure is, but the beach doesn't care. Everyting
tastes great on the sand over the coals. If you're
hungry they sell it at El Mercado on Escalones.
If your intersted, Ranger, they have an adjacent
pet store selling horsemeat filets.

Ranger:
We're on our way.

Written by Stan Conroy.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

The Famous Signature

Well hello, everybody. Above is the famous signature
of surfing in the world as we know it. Agreed, or
what? I copied my ol' surfing Bro' Kid n' Bro. Isn't that wonderful. We tried to obtain Wes Williams John
Henry, however, nobody in this day and age
recognize him, and of course, obsolete Beach Boy
albums don't count, like isn't there a DVD with
Wes's autograph, nope there ain't. I don't unders-
tand why my surfing bud ain't higher on the
SANO BOD Totem Pole. I guess you gots to take the
bitter with the sweet. Truth is, if Henry Ford
challenged Kid n' Bro, sadly I think Henry would
win, why you ask, simply his photo taken half
century ago by Grannis at Double Duece,
Hermosa, dominates the wall near the toilet
enntrance at the world acclaimed "Rib Trader"
in San Clemente. 'The Rib' is right accross El Camino
where five revelers from a beach Luau were admitted
with food poisining. The symptoms were caused by
aki rice and salt fish.

Written by H.Belefonte
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES ESQ.

YOWZAH!

Well, here we are again. YOWZAH! the gang from
way back when. If this is overexposure, forgive us
because we want every living soul on this silly
planet of ours to view history how it was. Okay,
there's Wimpy Carlyisle, Won Hung Low, Mkilos
Chapin, a.k.a. Meatball, Francine Williams, 'Lover Boy', Hotshot, but no Wes Williams. Remember, where
were you in '52? Them folks used to sit on the beach
at da' Bu, get drunk, drive back to Brentwood, booze
it up all night long listening to Big Joe Housten, sleep
it off, wake up, break open an ice cold one, chug-a-lug,
and get back on the beach, and start all over again.
It sure was fun then, stumbling around the beach in
an alcoholic's stupor.




Written by Herod Diamond.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Where were you in fifty two?

http://www.tubesteak.org/classics/classicsb2.html

Where were you in fifty two? Well, tho old mob included Miki Dora behind the Gidge, Golden Boy poking at the sand, Ted Gugelyc to Tubesteak's left, John Smith, behind The Kahuna, the rest are deceased, no M.Goose. Tube wanted LIFE to do the bit at San Onofre, however, the magazine didn't have an extensive trip such as that in the budget. The boards are now located in Telaga's Heiatige Surfing Museum, Mr. Paul Carter, Curator. The original characters are duplicated in Malibu Wax Museum 25000 PCH 90265.

Written by Wes Williams
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Is SANO not absolutly georgeous

Is SANO not absolutly georgeous in July or what? Well, we,
too, think so. Sal Geeze will be the next Prez of the Club
would that not be wonderful. Pin this, Sal Geez
a.k.a. "The Beer Guy" SOSC BOD Chairman. Doesn't that
have a nice ring to it. This is nice, Sal, keep up the good
work. Now, maybe you can started on getting that
unfair 'No Alcohol At All' disaster repealed on the State
run park. Hell Sal, I come in after a rightious session,
salt caking my lips, want an ice cold brewski, and not
have an ATF agent breathing down my neck. Sal, you
BTDT, you know the feeling I'm sure. Am I right or what.


Written by Dorian Piskowitz Esq.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES