The stagnant days of Longboarding is over.
Surfing into the 21st Century is all Schtick.
If you ain't gots Schtick, you ain't gots a
surfing career. Tell us, do you have Schtick,
yes or no? Intermural Club contests are for
San Clemente High students, right or wrong?
And Club Members are so far behind times it's
sad and pathetic. Beach activities are so refined,
even bocci-ballers are left out. What's
your career baby? I hope it's Schtick 'cause
if it ain't, better go to the back of the line,
Volleyballing Men and Rock 'n Roll Ladies
are so Jurrasic Park, you're nots gonna'
believe it. Remember these wise words,
if you ain't got Schtick, youse ain't got
no surfing career.

Written by Dr. Depression.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

The SOSC BOD put on quite a spread, albiet
Haw'n Garden's, with the watery, thin,
gravy laden rice, and small chunks of
overcooked, soggy chicken without noodles.
This is when you wish the BOD was present
at Hawthorne Catapiller San Diego sponsored
a real "Beach Party" at Tourmaline Beach at
Paskowitz/Jennifer Tracy's Surfer's Healing
at PB. It was free, Tri-Tips cooked the way
they should be not chewy San Onofre style,
but the way they should be juicy and moist.
Poway style links, they too, snappy and plump,
tons of bugers with all the trimmings. Gallons of
cold soda washed everything down (including
Fritoes). It was easily the finest beach party ever
attened, all free. Yep, all free, no $25.00 a plate
Club surcharge. Hmmm.... I wonder why SOSC
never has any thing like this without charging
an arm and a leg. Btw, when's the next one?

Written by The Glutten.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Thank gawd, Paul Carter showed and
transported Sal Geez to San Clemente's
Mercy Emergency Center. Sal was taken to
ICU for evaluation, where a major plug in
his artery system was confirmed. Today
he will be placed on a strict non-alcohol
regime. The worst news of all, he must resign
his coveted position on the SOSC BOD. If
that don't kill Sal nothing will. His angioplasty
showed lots of sludge, such as cholestoral,
animal fat, hang-nail, butter chunks, frankfurter
residue, fudge, dips, Fritoes, natural casing, and
loads of liverwurst. Sal, however, will handle the
public address system at yet another conest in
September. He sure is funny when he and "mike"
get together.

Written by Larry Coronary.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES