Hey now, somebody from the SOSC gots Jolene the Dairy/Trailer Yard Queen in a tizzy and that ain't good. First off, some kids from the beach papered her Mango tree out front of her double -wide trailer site, way up Taleaga Ranch Rd., and boy is her old man pissed. Earl's his name, and he got no use for surfers no matter what age. Well anyways, Earl and she just got home from Doheny State Beach. and we think the State's starting to toughen up the Rangers as they just ain't taking no guff from nobody. Today when we approched the kiosk, the new Ranger unclipped, strode to the driver's window, we was asked for the two of us to get it out and show 'em some ID. Well, this obviously new Ranger had an unwavering swagger to his step, ankle high construction work boots, spit-shined Buster Brown Belt featuing a 9 mm rapid fire fully loaded piece, 14" flashlight with a large hook, and a beautiful, well taken care of fibre-glass baton. Ranger was a compact, squared off, 5' 8" under a high n' tight military, but most obvious was his raging, arrogant attitude. " Pull over to the right, ma'am, you're blocking traffic,"he said. "What the hell," said Jolene, "get that boy's name, Hon." Earl told the Ranger to step back to the car, as he did Earl jotted the Ranger's name, looked up and gulped. "Jolene, you better look at this." Jolene glanced at the pad staring directly at the name, Harold Dairywimple Junior.

Written by Ranger Ephriam.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Maybe Bush, Nunez, Sedillo, Sanchez, and that ilk could convince illegal Mexicans to go to work mining in West Virginia, and get there ass in gear, and not have real Americans support their familias of 25 for CA welfare freebies. 'Bienvenidos Amigos." We boycott Mexican restaurants here. Especially, those with 35 combinacion plates.

Written by George Bush.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Hi, my name is Joleen the Dairy Queen. Me and my husband reside up here in Taleaga, down the street from Nordstrom's Rack. At the present we're a little ticked at the SOSC BOD who hide under the cover of SANODAZE who take poetic license in slamming TUBESTEAK/MALIBU like he were a $8.00 omelett.
For example, yesterday SANODAZE had the audacity (gall) to publish a photo claiming it was TUBESTEAK/MALIBU caught off guard alighting from Old Man's, which in fact it was a common club member, with his head cropped (beheaded). FYI, it's not TUBESTEAK/MALIBU but probably "Slim" Irwin or Al Yee, both SOSC BOD members in an attempt to keep TUBESTEAK from running as Club President. We don't like it and we're never going back to our friendly dog beach--EVER.

Written by Joleen of Taleaga.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

The only good news I got was they shot the bugler. Other than that, it was a typical Raider style San Onofre day, "YEAH! RAGE! GO BLACK! except louder. Things were so ruckus and rowdy even "Beer Man" was embarassed. I didn't hear, I didn't see, but, I too, was embarassed. Has anyone here heard of Ricky Grigg, "No Pants Lance", or Duke Brown, if not, maybe they should rename Polar Bear Club "Amatuer Hour". Yes, and 60% chance of rain means NO RAIN! No way, Santa Fe. Yo, surfs up, bros.

Written by Cleadus Maggard
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES