BACK TO THE SAME OLD CRAP WITH MSN, EXCEPT WORSE. Imagine you're the Captain taking off in a 747 on runway 2 left, and the alarm goes off on engine on #2. You know your in trouble. This thing started at 7:20 Am this morning. It's 1:00 PM, alredy were in trouble. MSN has this cumputer plugged up really bad, so bad the alarm bells are going off because of scammers and spammers, endorsed by MSN, are trying to get in. Now then, how did they get this url in the first place? So who cares, we have bigger fish to fry don't we? Meanwhile, Jolene the Queen, a.k.a. Bambee, and her blond pony tailed girlfriend Desiree, have invited Twelve stews from PSA, Lindberg Field, along with a dozen cheerleaders from UCSD, to attend the pre-summer jamboree at San Onofre State Surfriders Home Family Recreation Beach tomorrow for the barbacoa and kegger. It starts at sunrise and guess who will be first in line for the freebees.
TUBESTEAK/CAN'T.WAIT

TELEGA RANCH WAS THE THE VICTIM OF RANGER CRAIG AND BUBBA LARSON'S GIRL HUNT.
All of Talega has been under suspicion since Bambee and Desiree were found hanging down at beach, 'Nofre, without permits. While on their search, Ranger and Bubba uncovered a Motorhome yard in the back canyon, when they found, lounging in the patio, the two girls, au natural. Ranger Craig filed a report noting the blond hotties living alone in a double-wide lavender trailer-house with astroturf landscaping,
plastic purple flamingos, gold lounge chairs, wind-chimes,and a blue therapeutic pool. Bubba Larson poked the Ranger in the ribs and chuckled, "Looks like paradise lost, eh Ranger?" The Ranger Craig agreed. Mark the address for Dairywimple, he'll wanna' know about this, for sure.
TUBESTEAK/INQUIRING.MINDS

OMG! I'VE BEEN HAD BY MICROSOFT, AND WITHOUT A KISS. GANG, I THOUGHT IT WAS
outsiders--Oh! how naive of your BLOGGER. Every piece of crap that ties up this poor unit is franchised by MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER. Microsoft Internet recruits wanna-bees on the inside for (valuable) info, rewards the divulger with in house spiffs and they act as though they don't know any thing about it. Well, let me tell you, I've got nothing to do and all day to to it. Microsoft is allowing this to happen nationwide. The more chumps they find the more money they make. This may be the last BLOG of Insanity you read. There's things they can do but they don't want to jeopardize their job. This BLOG was started at 8:30 A,M and finally made it out AT 6:00 pm. Who knows what's next? Watch out for simple promos. This task bar looks like the control tower at LAX on Christmas Eve, with nothing but MICROSOFT waiting to be opened.
TUBESTEAK/GONZO

I'M BACK! IF YOU CAN'T FIGHT 'EM JOIN 'EM.

Earlier today, Tuesday, promotions were awarded several members of the California Park System's Southern Section. Ranger Dairywimple is now Lieutenant Dairywimple, Deputy Ephriam is now Ranger Craig Ephriam, while Sanitation Engineer, Bubba Larson is Ranger Craig's Deputy, both answering to Lieutenant "Call me Ranger" Dairywimple. Jolene the Queen confessed to having an affair with Shirley's ex, Pastor Andrew, and Bambee was a fantasy name about which she'd always dreamed. Pastor Andrew is not to be confused with Amish Andy and Pastor Andrew wanted that made clear. The SOSC BOD are irate, with a capital "I", about the influx of sanctioned and non-sanctioned surf contests, after all the Club insists they have the longest running surf club contests in the history of modern surfing according to Matt Warshaw's,
"Encyclopedia of Surfing". In his first Official Act as full fledged Ranger, Craig Ephriam put to rest rumors the State would initiate a $200.00 rebate to any and all SOSC paid members. Meanwhile, a south swell appears on the way for this weekend.
TUBESTEAK/PROMISES.PROMISES

SORRY KIDS. SOMEHOW OVER FIFTY SCAMMERS/SPAMMERS HAVE ACCESS TO MY POOR WEBSITE AND AS RHETT BUTLER SAID IN GONE WITH THE WIND, "FRANKLY, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN! GOOD NIGHT, GOOD LUCK, AND GOD BLESS YOU."
tubesteak/jeezus

7:10 AM, PDT. FOR THE THIRD STRAIGHT DAY, NO BLOG, THANKS TO MICROSOFT INTERNET EXPLORER, AND SLOTCH.COM , AND AN ARMFUL OF OTHERS INCLUDING SAVE, SAVE, SAVE, AD NAUSEUM. WHAT'S A BODY TO DO? CHECK THE TUBESTEAK FORUM FOR NEW UPDATES AT http://tubesteak.org/forum
tubesteak/humoresque

THINGS ARE REALLY GETTING SCARY. MSN HAS CONSUMED YOUR BLOG OF INSANITY.
BECAUSE OF REPEATED INTERRUPTIONS AND POP UPS THIS LITTLE THING HAS TAKEN NINETY MINUTES. THANKS FOR YOUR INTEREST. SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS.

tubesteak/winner/loser