More free advise. If you insist on frequenting Al-Akim Nofre,
avoid eye contact with any, and all, A-rabs until it all blows
over.Those may not be Guest Worker folk sneaking back into
the USA. Dairywimple cautioned the bocci-ballers and everyone
else that Latino looking "visitors" could be Al-Queada operatives
just back from Eygypt, coming into the USA on Bush's Bienvenidos
Amigos program. Ranger Ephriam added, "Be aware of suspicious
pakages by the nuke plant." It's also a possibility the SANO surf
contest may be suspended this year for safety concerns. I hope eveyrone
watched, Mayor Viareagosa, backed by the "vatos", warned of a major
catastrophe if people didn't cut back on electricity. He did add
if you live in East L.A this didn't apply to you. Örale!

Written by Cruz Bustamonte.
BRUCE SAVAGE SABD ASSOCIATES

FIRST OF ALL, SELL EVERYTHING YOU OWN, BUY ALL THE PESOS YOU CAN!
Secundly, go to NEON'S BLOG scroll down to SANODAZE and get
ready for the laugh of your life.

Written by Sabu Winewrinkle.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

THEBIKOOK talked Paul Carter out of three brand spanking
new longboards, and gave all three to Allan Seymour to do
with what Allan deems fit. Rangers Ephriam amd his buddy
Hal attempted to convince the 'KOOK to donate them to the
SOSC BOD, but I don't think 'KOOK'S gonna go for it. SANO
BOD needs those boards like a third you know what. The Clubs
accountant disclosed the Club has a net worth of $350,000.00
liquiity, they don't need the extra baggage, if you know what
what I mean. Al Gee feels thinks Seymoure should put his new
Carter boards on Ebay, another coup for "Splash".

Written by El Pachuco.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

Everyone on the dirty and dusty dirt road knew
it was going to happen, but it still hit us like
a ton of bricks. Yes it's true, the SOSC BOD
overwhelmingly approved nest weekends "Salute to
The Moms and Their Toddlers" August Day's Parade
from The Nondescript Point to SONGS border south.
Each team shall consist of a toddler under 5 y/o,
biological parents, no more than 3 family dogs. bocci
ball kit and a suitcase filled with ice-cold Red Bull.
BIGKOOK will act as event Chaplin, blessing everything
in sight. The winning family will move to the Regional
Quarter Finals held at Baby Beach in the Harbor. Entry
fee for the contest is $250.00 per family.

Written by Adolpho Alphonso Macias
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

This time they mean business. Any gringos here want to walk
down Broadeay Street in Downtown L.A.. There are many people
in town who are disturbed by the shooting of the illegal who
got what he deserved the other day. Relive the names: George
Washington, James Madison, Audie Murphy, JFK, RFK, The Iwo Jima
flag raisers, and every other American Hero, who gave his life
to make America the great country she is, but because =W= and
his tonto friend, Vincente, who are trying to make this a free
world so everybody can come into this country unchallenged.

Written by The Unknown Soldier.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES