Wednesday, July 20, 2005

THEBIKOOK talked Paul Carter out of three brand spanking
new longboards, and gave all three to Allan Seymour to do
with what Allan deems fit. Rangers Ephriam amd his buddy
Hal attempted to convince the 'KOOK to donate them to the
SOSC BOD, but I don't think 'KOOK'S gonna go for it. SANO
BOD needs those boards like a third you know what. The Clubs
accountant disclosed the Club has a net worth of $350,000.00
liquiity, they don't need the extra baggage, if you know what
what I mean. Al Gee feels thinks Seymoure should put his new
Carter boards on Ebay, another coup for "Splash".

Written by El Pachuco.
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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 7:32 AM   6 Comments

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At 6:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

350 k?
very nice.

 
At 7:26 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do dogs (and other animals) eat poop?
Many animals eat poop on a regular basis. These include rabbits, rodents, gorillas, many insects such as dung beetles and flies, and yes, dogs. (Keep that in mind the next time a dog wants to lick you!) Herbivores such as rabbits and rodents eat their own poop because their diet of plants is hard to digest efficiently, and they have to make two passes at it to get everything out of the meal. This is equivalent to a cow chewing its cud, only cows are able to re-eat their food without having to poop it out first. Another reason why animals eat poop is that poop contains vitamins produced by their intestinal bacteria. The animal is unable to absorb the vitamins through the intestinal wall, but can get at them by eating the poop. Another reason that animals such as dogs and flies eat poop is that poop contains a certain amount of protein. Dogs are particularly fond of cat poop because cat poop is high in protein. I had a friend with a dog and a cat, and he never had to clean the kitty litter. The dog took care of it.

 
At 7:54 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

CHEF, ARE YOU PULLING OUR LEG?

 
At 8:24 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

what does green poop indicate?

 
At 8:57 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers:
Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.).
Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.
Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron).

 
At 7:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you

 

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