Everyone on the dirty and dusty dirt road knew
it was going to happen, but it still hit us like
a ton of bricks. Yes it's true, the SOSC BOD
overwhelmingly approved nest weekends "Salute to
The Moms and Their Toddlers" August Day's Parade
from The Nondescript Point to SONGS border south.
Each team shall consist of a toddler under 5 y/o,
biological parents, no more than 3 family dogs. bocci
ball kit and a suitcase filled with ice-cold Red Bull.
BIGKOOK will act as event Chaplin, blessing everything
in sight. The winning family will move to the Regional
Quarter Finals held at Baby Beach in the Harbor. Entry
fee for the contest is $250.00 per family.
Written by Adolpho Alphonso Macias
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
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Why does poop stink?
Poop stinks as a result of the products of bacterial action. Bacteria produce smelly, sulfur- or nitrogen-rich organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. These are the same compounds that give farts their odor.
Great point Dr. Simply said, in one hole out the other.
!BRAVO!
!BRAVO!
!BRAVISSIMO!
Why is poop brown?
The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color.
Assman, I think you're full of it.
Poop is mostly shades of brown or yellow, but other colors can arise under certain circumstances. For example, someone with a bleeding ulcer might have tarry black poop from the presence of partially digested blood. Bleeding in the intestine, from an anal fissure or split, for example, can stain the poop red. Bloody poop can also be a sign of colon cancer, so you should get it checked out by a doctor if you see blood in your stool. Some illnesses in babies gives them green or even blue-green poop. But another source of blue poop in children is more innocent: it can come from eating a concentrated source of blue food coloring such as ice cream. Intense red food coloring can produce bright red poop. Sometimes brightly colored foods pass through the gut almost unchanged, and the turd may be speckled with bright red fragments such as pimentos, or bright yellow kernels of corn.
Poop can also be stained red if you eat beets, according to Ellen.
One can experience white poop after consuming a barium milkshake for the purposes of getting an x-ray of the upper gastrointestinal tract.
Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear,
Yogi Bear is always in the ranger's hair.
At a picnic table you will find him there
Stuffing down more goodies than the average bear.
He will sleep till noon but before it's dark,
He'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park.
Yogi has it better than a millionaire
That's because he's smarter than the average bear.
TWENTY THREE SKIDOO
TO YOU TOO BOO BOO!
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