"Aw gee, Kahoona, I'm going to the Luau," said Franzie, exitedly.
Malibu had Five Star Luaus a long time ago, nothing elaborate
as the 'Nofre's Dog and Pony show. They didn't have the wonderful
food 'Nofre has, only because everyone was tanked, and couldn't,
sorta like 'Onofre during the real old days of the 50s. Although
dá' Boo didnt have Haw'n War Drums, we had to settle for Jan and Arnie,
Eric Clapton and War, the Four Preps, and gaggles of coosie. What
was nice, Malibu partied like the was no tomorrow. Sadly there were
no family farm dogs running around begging for scraps. Tines have
changed, but change may or may not be good. At least they didn't
serve horsemeat filets, only plump turkey franks, and casseroles
today.

Written by Martha Stewart.
CRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES