Amish Andy is here for the 'Nofre famous 3 day weekend culminating
with the firewoks "show of shows", including a dog and pony show,
cutest baby under 3, snarling dog contest, drunkest wan2bee 5th
generationers, Ralphing Prince, and Bob Mardian look-a-like hat
wearer. The balcony show will be held in San Clemente CA. Anyways,
the bypass line was the longest ever seen. Nearly a 4.5 hour wait
precluded your entry to the beach, but this was no problem as
tribe members convened from car to car rehashing old Barney Wilkes
and Eddie McBride stories. BIGK00K was with his new best friend,a monkey
he calls Dr.JuJu. BIGKOOK has his JuJu screaming up and down the beach
terrorizing all the loose dogs whose owners insist on taking them to
SANO and not the kennel where they belong. Because of the increasing
amount of alcoholics I departed early. Now here's a pregnant idea,
put the dogs in the kennel, and the drunks in Betty Ford Center.

Written by Alphonso Iglesias Mondragon.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES