They keep on coming like Gila Monsters, take that big bite,
call their cousins and aunts, sit back read La Opinion, wait
for the freebis starting to pour in, indulge in a long neck
Bud, think in Spanish/ "Well, we made it, take care of our
familia, we're here to stay. Where do we collect our freebies,
gringo?" A tragedy just came over the Knight-Ridder wire. An old
timer from the Point, I'm gonna surf till I die," wasn't
kidding this morning. San Onofre will be closed for San Diego
crime scene (CSI) invesigating the incident. The fellow was
in his seventies.

Written by R.Igor Mortis
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES