When Hitler invaded my Poland, his reasoning was the same
as George W. Bush's for Iraq. Hemorial Day shall be honored
in the name of our old friend "Larry the Sloth", butchered
dtrectly in front of Stalag #4 last summer. The amusing thing
about Memorial Day is this guy sponsers a party where the Öld
'Nofreites hide in the Stalags waiting for the free Maggies
served up by 2nd Generation Cabin Boys filling the glasses
with high octane Margaritas and pork fajitas the all time
favorite up an down the beach. We're going to watch the
alcoholcs get busted for diving while drunk. Rangers Dairywimle
and Detective Ephriam were given six names under surveilance,
and you know who they are.
Written by FransiscO "Paco" Montoya .
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
25 Comments:
Gimme the godamn keys, I'm all right, damn straight. I always grink and grive, oh man, watch it.
Wazzat red light behind me. No shit. Busted. Damn brother...
I DID HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN.
I AM A CROOK.
WE'RE GOING AFTER WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
IT'S NOT ABOUT THE OIL.
IT'S ABOUT THE FREEDOM OF THE KUWAITEE.
When did Ephraim get demoted?
I HAD NO KNOWLEDGE THAT ARMS WERE BEING TRADED FOR HOSTAGES.
I KNEW THAT ARMS WERE BEING TRADED FOR HOSTAGES.
WE GOING TO PROTECT THE OIL.
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT. THE ENVIROMENT DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE TO MY CAMPAIGN.
OF COURSE THEY'RE RELIGOUS KOOKS. BUT THEY VOTE THE WAY THEIR PASTOR TELLS THEM AND THEY CONTRIBUTE TO MY CAMPAIGN.
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my boss thinks i'm working
Can someone volunterr to bring the drunks 'cause my vehilce will be loaded with the supplies for the party?
IT'S ABOUT THE OIL.
YEAH, LIKE I CARE ABOUT THE KUWAITEES.
I KNEW THAT THERE WERE NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
shut up!
Can you say "kicking a dead horse?" Keep going, maybe after 600 comments you'll be funny!
David Duke is against the war as well.
very interesting reasoning behind it.
davidduke.com
THE ONE THING WORSE THAN BEING A HAS BEEN IS TO HAVE NEVER BEEN AT ALL.
you got that right!
Tubesteak:
Have you lost your mind or are these riddles of communication another personality living in there?
(insert winking happy face here)
I remember the old days, gone as they are, and you used to talk it straight, no bull shit, no mixing of names and events.
You ever going to post it like you used to talk it?
A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
He always finds himself lost in thought - it's an unfamiliar territory
He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words
I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
I don't think you are a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others
He does the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe
How to be Insulting on the Beach
If there's enough sand, dig huge walls around your site and try to put your neighbours in the shade.
Play bocci and take up as much space as you can. Play your radio very loud, but play Rap.
Try to find sea-weed and drag this along the beach, leaving bits beside other people's places.
Take elaborate picnics with iced wine and proper cutlery, especially if you've noticed that everyone else is eating corned beef out of the tin.
Buy several large newspapers and leave these lying around so that they blow all over the beach.
Make sure that everyone of your party goes into the sea about a quarter of an hour after lunch and stays there up to waist height for about ten minutes. Watch and see how many people swim in that spot afterwards.
Refuse to let your children eat the ice-cream being sold on the beach particularly if everyone else is eating it.
If donkey rides are available, and if you can afford it, monopolise the donkeys all afternoon.
Hire the loudest and smelliest speed-boat you can find and water-ski up and down the beach so that few other people can swim.
Sit stolidly by the water with a fishing rod and throw revolting lumps of old bread into the water where the children are enjoying themselves.
out of the 6 how many are tracys
FRED RUTHERFORD
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