Here's where we stand right now on Lucky's final "Burial
at Sea Rites" this coming Saturday morning. Reverend Oscar
Myer will lead the dirge down the newly rejuvenated dirt
trail. Reverend Oscar has announced Lucky's final requests,
if there were any, to be fulfilled beginning with a summary of
Ol'Nofre farm animals. Starting at 6:00 AM Saturday, a
procession of elephants, trained seals, anteaters, sloths,
monkeys, will ride down the road from Punta Marabunta [formerly
The Point] arriving at Dogpatch [formerly Dogtown]where Lucky's
remains will be eulogized by guest speakers Slappy the Clown,
Bozo the No Show, Terry Weird, and Oscar himself, A paddle
out to distribute Lucky's ashes into the blue Pacific led by
Dingo, Rusty, Spud, Rover, Fala, Gidget, Spot, and any volunteer
pooches that may desire a spot in the ceremony. A bocci ball
tournament will be held proceeds going to Park Ranger Ephriam.
Admission to the funeral is free [no charge].
Written by Vincente Garcia-Gomez
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
12 Comments:
Will there be a open casket viewing before the burial?
Yes indeed, Asta, there shall be public viewing Friday afternoon for
all to see. A nominal fee of $5.00 is requested. Lucky's mahogany and brass container will remain open until Sunday.
don't u think that a bocci tournment is a bit inappropriate given what happened to lucky?
No my son, the Onofre regulars are not happy unless they celebrate a demise without a good game of bocci. Bocci is intrinsic with 5th generation clubbers. De riguer if you will.
Father North
I thought Slappy the Clown was busy doing kids parties. Are we talking about the same racist hispanic clown?
Racist hispanic clowns are the soup of the day!
isnt that the truth *honk* *honk*
Who you callen' Honkie, moefoe!
What's that Lassie? You want to go?
Tube:
You blog seems to be growing in hate, rather than in love.
What do you think?
La Opinion, all blogs on this dairy are tongue in cheek. Sometimes things aren't what they appear.
TUBE IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU
RIN TIN TIN
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