Sunday, May 15, 2005

Now, you're gonna have to take this with a grain of salt. We claimed our
'Nofre white Lab pooch in Oceanside loaded him into the rear bed of
vehicle, tied him down with the nylon woven leash, and started up the coast,
We hadn't gone 10' when the pound clerk ran up to the car, "Sir, did you have
name for your new friend?" We thought about our origlnal names, but decided
today was our lucky day. "Well, ma'am we're going to call him Lucky." We
headed straight for Old 'Nofre with Lucky breathing and slobbering all over
the rear window. Almost as we got to Mission Ave, our car hit a pot hole or
something, the truck bed bounced high in the air catapulting Lucky
dropping him on I-5 right in the path of high speed traffic. Well, it
wasn't A pretty sight, the sounds were sickening--WHUMP, WHUMP, WHUMP,
WHUMP...YELP, YELP, YELP... WHUMP, WHUMP, WHUMP. Ol' Lucky
sure got himself chewed up after being run over by 16 speeding cars.
It seemedin all the excitement of freedom, Lucky chewed through his
nylon leash, when we hit the pothole the was nothing to hold him. The CHP
arrived, set up a traffic break as we scurried about gathering chunks
of flesh and fur, with a few bone fragmants into a black 42 gakkon
plastc bag, tied at the top then thrown back into the F-180's
truck bed. Sgt.Pedro Algodon of the CHP asked where they should
semd send the clean-up charges, I told him the SOSC BOD c/o Ranger Ephriam.

Written by Connie Alvarez.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES

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posted by Huevos Rancheros @ 9:06 AM   16 Comments

16 Comments:

At 9:25 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

When's the paddle out?

 
At 9:31 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm calling PETA!

 
At 9:34 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The SOSC-BOD just recieved a bill for $347,552.99! Anyone know what this is all about?

 
At 9:41 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi gang, paddle out will take place 7/4/05 at Dogpatch. Instead of flowers send checks to Lucky Burial Fund.

 
At 12:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was not speeding!

 
At 12:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are you serving after the paddle out?

 
At 1:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'll be serving breakfast burritos!

 
At 1:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh yea, with mystery meat and kim chee

 
At 1:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

you can also use your burrito instead of your usual fish bait.
Just dont drive too fast on the dirt road, and use a telephone book to sit on, in case you cant see over your steering wheel.

 
At 3:23 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who provides the gram of salt? Does it hurt to snort it?

 
At 5:48 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

ALL`S WELL THAT END`S WELL

SAM CHU LIN

 
At 7:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is xenophobia a pre-requisite around here?

 
At 9:12 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I-5er, you were speeding and I got the picture to prove it.

 
At 9:29 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

xenophobia. Wasn't that a movie starring Olivia Newton John?

 
At 11:16 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thsi story about the death of a dog is horrible.

 
At 5:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

EASY COME EASY GO
AT LEAST YOU DON`T HAVE PICK UP
THE CRAP
LES MOORE

 

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