Brand new outlook for South OC.
I became more and more despondent because of San Onofre
dirt road Medical Center Surf Beach. Surfing is not kerosene soaked
dirt roads on which to play that silly bocci balls game, while walking
around carrying a aluminum can containing Bud Lite. If only the guys
wood give Dana Point a chance. Take today, we're gonna walk around
the Harbor, bicycle to San Juan Capistrano Mission, stop by Starbucks
for a decadent mocha java double steeped, air blown rich fresh cream,
and a chunky microwaved zucchini muffin. This is so wonderful for us
because we know whar's going at 'Nofre, nothing, absolutly nothing.
Here at the Harbor we have so many things to do but not enough time
to do them. The gang might do a ride to Las Pulgas on their balloon tire
Strand Cruiser. Once you get out of that SANO beach rut you realize what
a fabulous life we have. Now, I know what the Aloha Spirit is.
Written by Rabbit Kekei
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
11 Comments:
We watch you "little people" putt around the harbor on your bicycles and in your kayaks and dinghy's. Your power walks with your lattes. How pathetic! We sit on the fan tails of our luxurious yachts out here on "battleship row" (the big ones)and laugh at you little people. Nofre can have you!
I have your dinghy right here chump. (adjusting wood)
Ricardo Montalban jr.
I give up.
Its true.
I'm sick of San Onofre.
I was there yesterday and, well, what it used to be ain't coming back.
It's now noise, crowds, dogs everywhere, drunks, the dirt road (which will be mud and muck today), and all those has-been people (young and old) trying to be what they are not. What a miserable experience.
I'll be looking for something better.
YOUSE GUYS KEEP BANGING YOUR HEAD UP AGAIN A BRICK WALL. IF YOU TINKS OLD 'NOFRE IS A PANACEA, WELL IT AIN'T AND YOU DESERVE IT. I BEGAN SURF RIDING 12 YEARS BACK, I'M READY FOR A CONTEMPORARY BEACH.
WHAT SHOULD I DO? I'M ALLERGIC TO DIRT ROADS THAT TURN MUDDY.
Yup, not only San Onofre, but the whole coast. Wall to wall from San Diego to San Francisco. Spanish required. Aloha.
The old gray mule just aint what she used to be.
-grandpa jones of "hee haw"
Golllllllllly Sgt, Carter!
drop and give me 20 private.
Lighten up, Francis!
There's too many complaints regarding the "comments" section of the GAIRY. Aprivate Emaul was sent by a lady saying tgat stuff scares her. She said V uf R rends her od Jeffery Daumer
A note of explanation:
Some of you may be wondering what, exactly, all of these anonymous crackpot posts have to do with each other. And I don't blame you. The answer isn't immediately obvious. In fact, it's startling, embarrassing, and not just a little scary.
ALL OF THESE POSTS CAME FROM THE EXACT SAME PERSON.
Sad, but true. Actually, sad, true, and very, very funny. Schizophrenic much? I get the feeling that there will be more of these in the days to come, so stay tuned.
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