Repent, San Onofre, the end is near!

Things at that poor beach are going to hell in a handbasket.
This is April 18th, 2005. How many times have you received
a refund for the 12 days that SANO was closed due to [because
of] mud? Try $180.00, suckers. And the SOSC BOD refuses to
have the silly dirt road paved. Who knows, maybe Eddie McBride,
Peanuts Larson, Pop Procter, Dr.Barney Wlkes, and all the "old
timers", are gonna come back to life and witness how the dusty,
dirty, rocky, old primitive one mile path along the ocean looked as
it was in 1915. During the same 12 days during the rain, Doheny
State Beach was wide open because it's paved, smooth, and
drivable 24/7/365, plus if you wave at the Amtrak Engineer
he'll toot his airhorn for you. Maybe, the quality of surfers is
so indistinguishable they flock to Old 'Nofre because they'll all fit in.
San Onofre people take heed, you have no idea what you are in for
this summer of 2005. It's so trendy to create BLOGS refering to
people from northeast San Clemente as *Taleagalites*, however,
"...'you have nothing to fear but fear itself...." Taleaga for
you, "Ï only go to "Nofre on weekdays, " crowd, well yesterday
the Producer of this spot, Bruce "Loose in the Juice"Savage was
terrorized by invaders from Oceanside, Temeculah, Mission Pendejo,
all with animals from King Kong size to Taco Bell Chiuahuas. That mess at
Haw'n Gardens is kindergarten stuff compared to "Look at me,
I'm Sandra Dee", driving Saabs, Range Rovers, while screaming over
cell-phones at the same time as putting on their rash-guard. San
Onofre is no longer a surfboardriding beach as it is a zoo. Remember
this day of Infamy, April 19, 2005, as it will go down in history as
the day that killed San Onofre. Anyways, God bless the Minuteman
Project and Lou Dobbs.

Written by Jorge Carlos Mendoza-Sanchez [La Raza]
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES