If you have to ask, you can't afford the place.
The price of your favorite pastime is going right through the roof.
Everyone's snickering about tho price of oil but something you
novices don't know crude oil is higher than high. This summer
minimum price for a ready to buy board will jump to $2,500.00
with no end in sight. Ranger Dairywimple assured us admission to
the beach will cost $20.00 per day use, Annual passes are a thing of
the past. One good thing Tony's Market will be issued a commercial
pass to sell his wares at Pt. Surfride and it will be the only no-charge
pass to be issued at San Onofre this year. It seems incomprehensible that
the SOSC BOD thinks fuel prices will stabilize soon, but Dairywimple
says the BOD are dreaming. Ephriam the Ranger said we should be
thankful Tony Farms was issued roach-coach was given the free pass
in order to conserve fuel. Surfboard center strip glue, resin, sex wax
Coleman Stove fuel, all these things will add up. Yesterday a club
member said he paid $210.00 from the South Bay to Old
Nofre. He said that's it for him, he'll surf El Porto this summer.
Unless the SOSC can subsidize me I'm staying put.
Written by I.M.Broke.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
6 Comments:
Dear Mr. Broke,
The SOSC BOD feels your pain. However with all the ammenities the park has to offer (free parking, wireless internet access, friendly park employees, and shower and toilet facilities), we feel that a $20.00 per day fee is fair. As for day passes, your information is incorrect. Annual passes are still available for the price of $4,125.00. Once again, still a good deal if you frequent the park 5 or more times a week.
Remember, the SOSC had your best interests in mind and will fight for your right to access the park for a reasonable price.
Yeah, so what? I paid good money for a garage door opener that doesn't work at the beach and all I get is a sob (SOB) story. Why do you not sign your real name, Mr.U.R. Nutz.
I.Aintrite
Dear Mr. Aintrite,
The SOSC BOD feels your pain. However with all the ammenities the park has to offer (free parking, wireless internet access, friendly park employees, and shower and toilet facilities), we feel that a $20.00 per day fee is fair. As for day passes, your information is incorrect. Annual passes are still available for the price of $4,125.00. Once again, still a good deal if you frequent the park 5 or more times a week.
Remember, the SOSC had your best interests in mind and will fight for your right to access the park for a reasonable price.
sounds like a mecanico coolo telling me about a used car.
stoners live and stoners die,
but in the end we all get high,
so if in life you don't succed,
f*** it all and smoke some weed
NO HOPE IN DOPE.
dopey
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