November 29, 2004 Break into show biz!

In order to make things fair, the San Onofre
Chamber of Commerce signed Dairywimple and
Ephriam as casting directors for the 2005
State Beach Parade of Champions float".
The breakdown calls for six young and
sassy platnium blond surfer types, model
thin, tall with a swaggering attitude, giant
smile with loads of white. Blue eyes a definite
plus. Glossy 8x10's willbe acceptable, however,
we will be unable to retorn them. In order to obtain
a naked effect, all six candidates will be
spray painted with gold metalflake prior to each
pertormance. Women need not apply as the float
's theme is "King of Sodomy". Well, good luck guys,
knock yourselves out.

Written by Sascha Brastoff.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES