March 15, 2005 Sorry about that.

Home court advantage. Can you picture Shaq O'Neal running
down the court, "Hey Ref, Iverson's holding my jersey, that
ain't fair." Meanwhile, BIGKOOK runs from the water yelling
and screaming, "Leslie, Leslie, Neon shoulder hopped me, did
you see it, did you see it?'" Whatever happened to surfing?
Because of shoulder hopping, snaking, sudden cutbacks,
pearl-diving, boards whistling over you heads, fibreglass
cracking when rail meets rail, wow, I didn't know surfing
was a contact sport. "Sorry about that, you kook, " said
Dora as he takes off your ear. If he were still here he
would have suggested badmitton or synchronized swimming.

BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES