March 6, 2005 Here we go again

Well, Lady Urine strutted her stuff yesterday, and THEBIGKOOK'S
back from La Conchita and todat's his day to shine. Haw'n Hui has
annexed the future home of their museum Four Doors, blocking the
"primitive dirt road", parking four deep, inserting bogus white parking
bumps on the road to avoid parking citations, bar-b-queing all day,
causing a constant back up of gawkers, and massive chaos in general.
A preview of this Sunday, BIGKOOK captured a huge alligator in Telaga
Ranch Canyon Road and is bringing it to Haw'n Gardens this Sunday to
end this Haw'n annexation of 'Nofre. Today he goes to Home Depot to
rent a cyclone fence cage to transport the giant 'gator to the beach.
BIGKOOK discovered loves Taro roots, turnips, parsnips, celery root,
all that the stuff ''da Hui planted for this Haw'n Spring Celebration.
So between Lady Urine and her lion scent territory marker, and the
BIGKOOK with Al the Gator, it should be quite a weekend to keep Ranger
Ephriam, Dairywimple, and the Haw'n Hui, on their toes. We'll see next week.

Written by Claude Bawlls
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES