Febuary 26, 2005 TGIF

First, starting March 1, 2005, Dogpatch will be the Dairy's
home break. Secondly, my heart goes out to the "regulars"
at Point Surfride who brave the off-season elements of winter
surfing, only to find their prayers go unanswered Onofre
is, and was only a beginner's beach. Nothing more, nothing less
These poor hardcore guys, and their milkman hours I think,
are trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear. Working your
ass off all week, only to hit the beach at 6:00 AM, get skunked,
head back to Searbuck, then on to the hiring hall. Regardless of
the new San Onofre, we found the first five bona-fide fellows
of Legion. Ever hear of Warren Miller; Bill Barnard; Fritz McGitz;
George Stremple, and High-Ho Silvers? I didn't think so, but
you will. Free hint: naming of the telephone poles and wind
inducators as memorials.

Written by Tommy Taleaga.
JUICE SAUSAGE AND ASSOCIATES