Febuary 19, 2005 King of Stinkeye.
The Moron arrived at 'Nofre this morning ready to drive straight in.
There was no line, no bros chucking and jiving how good it's gonna
get when the tide ebbs. As a matter of fact, 'Nofre was once again
shut down by The State Park, claiming it's not going to reopen till
the rain subsides. The Moron couldn't believe it. Ranger on duty said
you can buy your annual pass, Moron, but you can't drive to the beach.
'What's with you people, anyways", said Moron, "ÿou want $275.00 for the
annual pass, and can't drive to the surf beach to visit with the Brahs, what's
with you people?" The attendant said, don't blame us. it's the SOSC BOD and
those do-gooders at the point, they wanna preserve the archaic dirt road, sloppy
and muddy as it is. so as Barney Wilkes and Eddie McBride ever return from
the dead it'll look the same as when they left. Sorry, she said, that's the way the
Club wants it and that's the way it's going to stay. "You're not serious," said
The Moron. Honey, she said, I'm as serious as cancer. If you wana go to a rain
accessable beach, you're gonna pay here, then drive to Doheny State Park, it's
paved, you can drive straight in. She stepped back and said, "Have a nice day."
Written by Moses c. 1350 BC.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES
7 Comments:
Hey MORON, if the gate is locked at San-O why would you think your Brah's are in there? We all get locked out dummy! Better go to Starbucks thats where the rest of you Talegalite Brah's are!
Hi pointmayor, howzit hangen'bro. The Moron can't come to the phone right now, he's strung out on Zambawie Double Strength Latte wishing you were there to share good times with him and the brahs. pointmayor, did'ya know the original name for the Dirt Ruad Hook was Kamikaze Point, but the fellows up there voted for Mecca instead. Can you believe that schitt?
Ubcle UROLOGIST.
Hey terdhead. Ubcle is spelled Uncle, Ruad is Road, schitt is spelled shit. Don't you got no education or what.
Different User.
doheny don`t got log`s 2 stand on
and no drinking bud lights
so whatz you goin do
Well, Unnonymous, there's lots to do at Doheny. First, drive in a nice paved road, find a marked parking space, walk to Tower 4, where Bob Larson lives during winter, stroll with him to the Alcoholics Camp, gather round the beach fire, singing songs. If your more comfortable standing on a log, try the concrete retainers.
Uncle Ologist
Hey Uncle Uro. Maybe we can get it changed back to Kamikaze Point because thats the way some of these guys surf! Of course thats only after a couple of Latte's before they go out!
KAMIKAZI POINT DWELLERS and Larson:
B O N Z A I!
Tojo
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