Febuary 6, 2005 Schitt hitt the fan.

Ranger Superintendent Jessie Mendoza arrived at Old O'fre late yesterday,
bawled out Dairywimple and Ephriam like there was no tomorrow. Ranger
Mendoza was on special assignment at the request of Gov. Arnold's Task
Force to keep our State Beaches clean. Jessie Mendoza left El Capitan State
Beach after witnessing a tsunami style devastation of Ventura beaches. The
culprits, bamboo, creosote soaked telephone poles, sunken concrete fire pits,
and garbage on the beach, everything Old O'fre has had for years. Mendoza
presented San Onofre with their options. All bamboo will be tore out and deposited
in the big blue dumpsters along the muddy dirt road. Jessie Mendoza mzde sure
he wasn't the least bit happy with how the SOSC BOD has handled the area.
Mendoza wants absolutly no bamboo shoots, plants, leaves, or anything on the
beach. Period, end of report! Jessie walked toward the banana plantation,
suddenly, he hit the ceiling. "What the hell are these damn clothes doing on
the volleyball nets?" he said, and was he fuming. "Well sir, the fellows said
people haven't played vee-bee here since 1974," said Ephriam, "the Club felt
the beach needed more space for wetsuit storage." An uneasy silence fell
over the beach. "The Club needed more space, did they," said an irate
Mendoza, "let's see the Clubs name on the deed of trust." Well sir, the Club
doesn't own the beach,"said Ranger Ephriam. Jessie Mendoza looked toward
the heavens, then directly at Dairywimple and Ephriam, heaved a sigh, and
blurted out, "No Schitt!

Written by Verbum Dei.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES