January 28, 2005 Rush to judgment!

Now the north end of Old 'Nofre is ticked because of Juan Manuel
Alvarez' misfortune takes away from the Point's problems that are
mounting day by day. Ranger Dairywimple, once a Railroad dick
at Metrolink in Oceanside, offered his feelings about Juan's
pedictiment Wednesday morning. Apparently, Juan became
disoriented while looking for a taco wagon located on the wet
tracks behind the old Price Club, a.k.a. Costco. Juan traversed
his way until his Bronco became lodged in the switch control,
locked up, unable to move neither backwards nor forward. Ranger
asked how many "suicidal drivers do you see walking around
East Glendale at 6:00 AM. Dairywimple said Juan was a victim
of circumstance because of news directors and city editors judgmental
opinions.

Written by Ranger I.L.Fryem.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES