January 19, 2005 Top of the heap.

All the free spirits have left Old 'Nofre's devastation, returning to
La Conchita's mound to gather their half-wits and face reality.
Saturday they will elect a commune mayor patterned after the
BIGKOOK himself. =W= is sending Gov. Arnold, food stamps,
free butane cylinders, guest worker cards, homestead info
regarding Squatter's Rights, temporary morgue, bundles of
La Opinion, donations from Payless Shoes, discarded Lazy Boy
Chairs, and signed Doctors disability checks refundable at any
Port Hueneme 7/11. SOSC BOD suggests an exchange program
between La Conchita Mound Folk and The Point try-2-bees
wan-2-bees for the 2005 season, yes, included in Gov. Arnold's
commune package is 250 free annual passes split between
Conchita and The Point dwellers. One could be led to feel
Bush is going after not only the Hispanics vote but the
displaced homeless. Barring any zero visibility fog bank
this weekend, the Old 'Nofre fund raiser for unemployed
construction workers out of work due to [because of] the
Mexican invasion of CA. Liver and onions shall be served with
unlimited Bloody Mary's beginning at 6:30 AM sharp.

Written by Candy Leeza Rice
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES