january 7, 2005 Help I can't swim!

You ain't seen nothing yet. More and more rain is on the way,
it's not going to let up for weeks. Oh yeah, Old 'Nofre's shut
down as usual because of that stupid antiquated dirt road
that went out with high button shoes. It''s a shame the SOSC
BOD's so stuck in their ways. Well, stupid is as stupid does.
As a matter of fact, I'm heading to Doheny State Park with my
$5.00 Golden Bear Annual Pass and park on the beautful asphalt
parking tarmac. I sure ain't gonna sacrifice a day at the beach
because I'm set in my ways. Oh gawd, here comes another rain cell.
No matter, no way I'm gonna get bogged down in that SANO mud!

Written by Dallas Raines
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