December 25, 2004 The Savior Returns.

Splat! Biff! Bam! Kerplunk! BIGBOOK is the Go to Guy! The weak leadership
by the SOSC BOD is solved. Although an automobile oil changing is a no-no
at Old 'Nofre, BIGKOOK sees a opportunity. Parked in front of Starwarz
green belt opposite Bldg. #4, toilets 1&2 he climbs beneath the Great White
Van jiggles the oil plug, watches globs of oil plop onto the dirt road and sink in.
BIGKOOK hear the passenger door creak open, sticks his head up to investigate,
and sees Larry the Loser deposit a burrito shaped diaper, smelly and fresh, on
the van's floor, runs off to Four Doors seeking sanciuary. "Hey you, " screams
BIGKOOK, " what are you doing, you dope?" "Merry Christmas, you big kook,"
said Larry the Loser, laughing out loud. "Why you SOB, get your sorry ass back
here. Now, the BIGKOOK suffering from "Miser's Toe", doesn't like this at all,
throws a full king-kong size can of Coor's Light, conking Larry the Loser
smack dab on the head, knocking him to the road. BIGKOOK proceed to thrash
the living schitt out of Larry. BIGKOOK hops into the van and speed-shifts out
of there moments before Rangers Dairywimple and Ephriam arrive. Although,
groggy from the beating, Larry the Loser swears out a warrant for BIGKOOK.
Gatekeeper Evelyn warns BIGKOOK right now he's hotter than a whores ass
amid he better get out of town. Thanks for the warning, he says and quietly
leaves. Moments later, Terry Beard, Larry the Loser, and Dennis the Menace
Plural jump into Larry's vehicle for a liquor store run, drive toward Basilone
Road, crank a right back left, smashing ibto a Hummer driven by Neil
Hargrove recently awarded the Purple Heart because of wounds suffered
by insurgants in Iraq. It was terrible seeing Sgt.Hargrove laying on the
road brought down by Larry the Loser.

Written by Louie Lasagna.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES