Janurary 3, 2005 A new beginning.

I don't know if any of you knew Miki Dora, Mike Hynson,
Butch vanArtsdalen, or Ricky Grigg, but they always had people
pissed at them. But nothing like the rash of schitt laid on
BIGKOOK after he absconded with two cases of chilled Andre
Champagne at the San 'Nofre Polar Bear/Iron Man Mixer
New Year's Day. BIGKOOK beat Terry Beard to the punch,
swinging with the festive grape while everyone was showing
their wares to everyone on the beach (in freezing 61o f. water).
Dogs barked, children screamed, bugles shattered the dawning
morning. Ranger Ephriam said a silent prayer that some unwanted
elemements were in BCN. Btw, it appeared BIGKOOK was easily
soused by 7:45 AM, just about the same time people started ragging
on him. He claimed the reason he drank so much it attenuated his
gnawing appetite. Pancakes, bacon, ham, eggs, and all trimmings were
to much for the BIGKOOK. saying had he drank and ate he'd
wind up calling the moose all morning. Which reminds me, at Malibu
in the old day it was tradition to attend Seen-Cha's pre Santa Anita's
party across the street from Gary Cooper's place on Saltair in Brentwood.
After drinking 151o Barcardi Cuba Libres all morning the Malibu
Iron men were blowing chunks, by the fith race dowm by the rail.
Ya'know, maybe BIGKOOK would've fit in with that Malibu crowd.

Written by Hot-Horse Harry
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