January 11, 2005 Fifty years after.

Do any of you remember January 10, 1953? I thought not.
That monumental day in surfing made child's play of last
week's showers, with huge waves measuring twenty five feet
in height from Rincon to Tiajuana Sloughs. No, they didn't shut
down 'Nofre either. Holy schitt, you can't believe the total damage
to our poor poor Old 'Nofre, and it's getting worse. No road, no sand,
lots of debri, filthy Pampers, an old decaaitated goat's head, buried
VW, remainder of Mecca's windindicator. Uh, uh, just saw film of
La Conchita (the little shell) , and thought I'd better check
Óld Noftre's'so called devistation. compared tu Ventura County,
San Onofre ain't Jack Schitt. I wish those guys would stop whining
all the time. BIGKOOK is stuck in the Great White submerged in
six feet of water. If it rains anymore today they'll have to airlift him out.

Written by Johnny Mountain.
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