January 24, 2005 EGADS!

Dairywimple and Ranger Ephriam made the find of the century, they
discovered a Jivaro Shrunken Head in the vicinity of the old cave site,
half way up the bluff at the Shular burial grounds. They feel confident
the shrunken skull is of an original Óld 'Nofre Hall of Famer not unlike
Barney Wilkes our first President of the Club. Malcom Gault-Williams
from Legendary Surfers Society was called to verify the miniature
cranium for authenticity. There have been so many bad vibe
scenarios including deadly landslides, corpses smothered in landslide mud,
Larry the Sloth's gonad recovery, more paddle-outs than usual, Ranger
terminations, and now this, the shrunken head discovery. All in all,
it doesn't look like a good year for the Old 'Nofre regulars, especially
if the tiny head turns out to be that of Dr.Wilkes.

Written by R. Igor Mortis.
BRUCE SAVAGE AND ASSOCIATES