January 23, 2005 Eureka I Have Found It!

During a routine shorebreak inspection yesterday, it appears
Ranger Ephriam stumbled upon Larry the Sloth's missing gonad
loose in the tidehole. Btw Larry's carcass washed ashore during
the monsoon 10 days ago, and it was missing a gonad. High tide will
occur much of the month of February, with a full moon blessing
the grunion season, peaking Super Bowl Sunday so it looks like a fish
fry with a full kegger on order. As repatriations for the week long
soaking, our State will allow free passage through the kiosk free.
Have a nice holiday all.

Written by Conan Gonad
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES