January 30, 2005 Bienvenidos amigos.

THEBIGKOOK'S guestworkers were impressed with Old 'Nofre
they didn't want to return home, so BK gave them the Key to the
City and, like a mother-in-law, they're here to stay. Today, at Bldg.#4,
they're making tortillas and menudo for the beach. It's a good thing
they can't read because there a petition to sign denying driver's
license and welfare payments to undocumenteds and their reletives.
The irony of the thing is the guestworkers call BK El Padre.

Written by Juniperro Serra.
BRUCE SAVAGE SAND ASSOCIATES